“二战”时(👷)期,盟军(✒)要实施安奇奥(ào )登陆计划(huá ),迫于对一门(mén )叫安奇(🤴)奥(ào )大炮的超级武(wǔ )器的(🛤)忌惮,要(🏴)派两个精(jīng )锐(😧)特工(gōng )去摧毁这门大炮(🌗),结果(guǒ )两个傻逼(bī )被派了(le )去,最(zuì )(🤷)后经(jīng )过一连串搞笑事件,阴差(🚉)阳错的最后完(📞)成(🎿)了(le )任务。 片(🙁)段一(🚸):德国(guó )人在(zài )北非布置(🤷)了(🔊)一个陷阱(🌙),准备了(le )一幅假的防御工事地图让(ràng )这(🦗)二(èr )个士兵带(🥎)回去。他(tā )们(📙)却(què )阴差阳错的拿走了真的(👓)地图,最终赢得(dé )了战(zhàn )役(🥫)。 (👃) 片(🔔)段二:(🕙)他们(😍)化装(👺)成管道工潜(qián )入德(dé )军(🧟)在意(yì )大(🤖)利的司令(👣)部(bù ),给他们卫生(shēng )间的(🥊)管道修得乱七八(bā )糟,把将军淋了个落(luò )汤鸡(jī )(🤷)。将军去换衣(yī )(💹)服,拉(lā )开抽屉发(fā )现(xiàn )一套新的军服,于是洗头洗(👌)脸(💏)准备换(🔷)上新军(jun1 )服的时候闭(bì )着眼(yǎn )把脸盆里的脏(zāng )水(shuǐ )倒进(🖍)抽屉里了(柜子旁边(biān )有(yǒu )一个废(👛)水桶)(👗)。那个将(🍺)军是(🐂)最主要的一(yī )个配角,很(hěn )有意(yì )思。到影片结(jié )束前(qián )1分钟(zhōng )(⏺),都没(méi )有(🈳)一句台(tái )(🍯)词。最后说了一句“谢(xiè )(👼)谢”。 片(piàn )段三(sān ):(🛃)德军(🍾)有(🕵)一(🎞)门超级大炮俯(fǔ )视着联军将要登(🎁)陆的海(🏖)滩(🍝)。这(🍈)二(èr )个士兵居然化装成希特勒和随从,去视察大(😂)炮,把(bǎ )大炮炸掉了(🖥)。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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